Forged by Fire_A Small Town Second Chance Romance by Eddie Cleveland
Author:Eddie Cleveland [Cleveland, Eddie]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2018-11-11T05:00:00+00:00
18
Luke
Josh Baker sits in the passenger seat. I bring the rescue vehicle to a screeching halt in the driveway of the emergency call. Standing out on the front step, in a fuzzy blue bathrobe, is an elderly lady Iâve seen at my motherâs church during holidays. Her shoulder-length, silver hair looks like one of those beaded curtains from the seventies with little tangles punctuating the long strings. She paces and rubs her hands over her housecoat like sheâs trying to wipe a hole through the fluffy fabric.
âOh good, youâre here!â She darts her eyes around to the neighboring houses and yanks open the door for us. âPlease, come inside. My husband needs your help.â
With the emergency bag in hand, I follow Josh into the house and we let the woman lead us down the hallway toward a bedroom.
âGet it off me, for the love of God! It hurts,â a bald man with sagging jowls and wrinkles deepened by his scowl calls out. He has his hands cupped under the bed sheet, which is tucked up around his waist. He sits up by the pillows, clearly naked, and yowls.
âOh dear. Oh, I just didnât know what to do about this,â the woman frets. âWe were just supposed to be having a bit of fun, you know?â Her face flushes and she tightens her bathrobe belt around her middle.
âOkay, sir. What seems to be the problem?â Josh starts assessing the situation as I try to listen to the missus about whatâs going on.
âYou gotta get it off. Itâs stuck. Fuck me! It hurts like a bitch!â he yells.
âJeremy Crawford, watch your mouth,â his wife warns him.
âOh, dammit, woman, Iâve got bigger fish to fry! This whole thing was your stupid idea in the first place.â He pulls air in over his teeth sharply and leans over.
âYou see, Jeremy isnât a young guy like you anymore. And when we get older our bodies just donât work the way they used to. I thought we could give the little contraption a try, you know, to see if it would keep the blood in there longer â¦â
âJesus H. Christ, Bernice! They donât need my life story! Just cut this fucking thing off my dick, will ya?â Jeremy throws back the bedsheet like a magician doing his big reveal. Except instead of magic, we are all staring down at his swollen, angry penis and the neon yellow cockring choking his boner.
âWell ...â Josh just shakes his head.
I donât blame him. Words are failing me too right now. Iâve been called out on a lot of emergencies with the elderly. Falls and slips are common. Chest pains and the need for oxygen machines are definitely routine. But cockrings that wonât budge off a grandfatherâs chubby? Thatâs one for the history book.
âAre you gonna stand there and stare at it all day? Get this thing off before it rips my dick clean off my body!â our patient hollers.
Josh and I give each other the same deer in the headlights stare as we try to figure out how to release this guyâs weasel from the snare.
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